Distinctly British Tweets That Just Hit Right

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Ada Elder
Sep 24, 2019 3:00 PM EDT

We're not quite sure what it is, but British memes and tweets just hit differently. Maybe it's the novelty of the slang or "cheeky Nando's" but we find ourselves chuckling at these Twitter witticisms constantly, and we want you to start laughing too. So pull up a chair, pour yourself a cup of tea, and get to scrollin'.

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  • 01
    Text - @NUTORIOUS me: *wakes up* snapchat: "on this day two years ago you had friends"
    via greatbritish.memes
  • 02
    Text - James @JamesJohnPaul Just seen a twin comment on her sisters pic saying "gorgeous" alright love full of yourself much
    via greatbritish.memes
  • 03
    Text - Lucy Munroe @lucymunroe Lmaoo how mint are them friends that get more angrier about your situations then u do e love u xx
    via greatbritish.memes
  • 04
    Text - laura @laurajessicama Why is it a thing to go to the cinema and say "I wanna see this" to every single advert before the film and never ever go to see any of them
    via greatbritish.memes
  • 05
    Text - Jonathan Fowler @JonathanFowle10 Need to stop spending £2.67 here and £3.54 there coz end up spending £100 over the course of a week with absolutely nothing to show for it:)
    via greatbritish.memes
  • 06
    Text - b.b @benoobrown Only real friends get all the knives and forks/sauces at Nando's for the whole table
    via greatbritish.memes
  • 07
    Text - eilidhhh @eilidhwill U dno how embarrassing ur pals are until ur in the front of the taxi and they are in the back
    via greatbritish.memes
  • 08
    Text - Brad @Bradrobinson96 All I've learnt since being an adult is that if you put Summat in oven at 200 degrees for about 20-25 minutes you'll be orate
    via greatbritish.memes
  • 09
    Text - lucy @lucytynanx How I told everyone I was going to the toilet last night and went to the kebab shop on my own to eat my weight in food then walked back in the club like nothing happened
    via greatbritish.memes
  • 10
    Text - b.b @benoobrown I'd rather spend 40 minutes looking for an item in a shop than ask a member of staff like a normal person with social skills
    via greatbritish.memes
  • 11
    Text - Lewis Calamari @LewisCapaldi whoever says money can't buy ye happiness has never ordered three takeaways in one day
    via greatbritish.memes
  • 12
    Text - harry dawson @_harrydawson people who don't put sugar in their tea think they have a masters degree in maturity
    via greatbritish.memes
  • 13
    Text - jessica @jessicalockwoOd Remember in about year 10 when you'd get a new school planner and be like I'm keeping this one dead neat and tidy' then a week later someone would draw a dick in it and you'd be pure fumed
    via greatbritish.memes
  • 14
    Text - Don't you hate it when takeaway @greatbritish.memes delivery drivers sit in their car and phone you to tell you they have arrived? Mate, I've been waiting at my window and watched u park up, I'm already at the front door
    via greatbritish.memes
  • 15
    Text - derek @derekedwardsgb to the wee prick that stole me trainers and high vis vest from the work site, you can run but you cant hide
    via greatbritish.memes

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